Friday, 7 October 2011

Crisis, what Crisis?

‘We’re in a Debt Crisis,’ as Dave told the Tory Conference

Well I reckon we’re all pretty clear on that one by now Dave, but what we really need to know is what you’re doing about it. So far, apart from satisfying the International Shylocks their Juice is safe, precious little that really matters in terms of balancing the books.

  With an income to the Treasury of close to £700bn, I’d have thought it was relatively simple to sit down with a piece of paper draw up debit and credit columns. Then what you do Dave, is populate the respective columns, with the real totals of what we spend and what we get in. Then. if the figures at the bottom don’t match it’s a simple matter of pruning the outgoings to match the incomings.

  It’s what every household in the land has to do every week of every year, as we troll this mortal coil. It’s ABC stuff Dave, but it seems to be beyond the wit of your Chancellor and all his bloated over-payed Whitehall Gurus. So what are they there for Dave?

  You and George Dave, are fiddling while Rome burns or like Sir Francis Drake finishing off a game of bowls. (We can only hope for a similar outcome to Sir Francis, Dave). But this strategy of trying to sustain the status quo, while we play catch up is clearly a disaster Dave. It’s not working and throwing more money at the economy does not fix the underlying problem Dave. All that goes away is the money, it’s a daft, daft idea Dave and you should rein in this craze by the BoE, they’re out of hand Dave.  

  If you want to know why we’re in this mess it’s simple Dave. The demand curve lags behind the supply curve and while people are being ripped off by the Utility companies and money is screwed out of every aspect of the budgetary consideration of running a household, it always will Dave. You should quickly put in place a panel of housewives to tell you how to spend the income and we’ll soon be on our feet again.

  There is no one more practical at spending money than a housewife. She knows charity begins in the home and all these massive sums to overseas aid and subscriptions to the EU have to stop immediately. You have not satisfactorily explained why we have to suffer all this crazy stuff you are imposing Dave, why you are going through with it and to what end Dave.

  Why do we all have to suffer on account of these things Dave? The EU is bleeding us dry, trying to drag Perfidious Albion down to their level Dave, by hampering the way we have done our business for a thousand years. Whilst you and your minions are standing by and watching it happen. WAKE UP Dave before it’s too late.

Watch this space Dave, I’ll be back!  

Tom

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